words of wisdom on this monday...

"i believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."

"you say grace before meals. all right. but i say grace before the concert and the opera, and grace before the play and pantomime, and grace before i open a book, and grace before sketching, painting, swimming, fencing, boxing, walking, playing, dancing and grace before i dip the pen in the ink."

"the poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."

"lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling."

"let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."

"i regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles."

"a room without books is like a body without a soul. "

~ g.k. chesterton