spit that game, v.3...

once again, it is that time...

if you missed the introduction to "SPIT THAT GAME", let me fill you in...

because i love hip-hop and because i'm "down" (i mean really, who doesn't need a tip drill?) (not too mention i have the ass to prove it, lol, that is a topic for another post...), i feel that it is my duty to share with you a random sampling of a few of my all time favorite lines. now some of these lines have specific memories associated with them, some are just so true it is pure genius, and some just crack my shit up!!!

the story for this volume - more proof that "i'm down" :

i just got my great new bag from be smart, be green thanks to ...love Maegan and here it is! lol. (thanks so much Maegan!)
i currently have 114 songs by and/or featuring ludacris on my iTunes.

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to help me get through the last of this friday work day, i bring you... VOLUME 3!!!

"i know your heart is weathered by what studs did to you, i ain't gon' assault em, 'cause i probably did it too.
because of you, feelings i handle with care, some niggaz recognize the light, but they can't handle the glare.
you know i ain't the type to walk around with matchin' shirts, if relationship is effort, i will match your work." - common (oh common, you are so enlightened...)

"i don't got the bright watch, i got the right watch.
i don't buy out the bar, i bought the night spot." - jay z (jay z really is the man.)

"so you up and comin' rappers wanna dis, just kill it.
i'm officially the realest. point, blank, period." - t.i. (that shit is for real... point, blank, period.)

"hell yeah ma, i love a girl that's willin' to learn. willin' to get in the driver's seat and willin' to turn. and not concerned about that he say, she say, did he say what I think he said? squash that, he probably got that off ebay or some, internet access some, website chat line. mad cause i got mine, oh don't wind up on the flat line..." - nelly (you know what? I. AM. #1!)

"girl you get me aroused how you look in my eye,
but you talk to much, man your ruinin' my high." - fat joe (i hate it when bitches ruin my high... ahahaaha!)

"they shootin'!... aw made you look,
you a slave to a page in my rhyme book." - nas (admit it, ya'll looked, didn't ya?)

"i love you like a fat kid loves cake." - 50 cent (this is classic. seriously.)

"fuck you! fuck you! i'm screwed up.
i feel better than i've ever felt before, ah!
intoxicated but maintaining self-control, ah!" - ludacris (always a perfect opening to a great night... and words i like to live by.)

'you just popped in the "Kanye West Get Right for the Summer" workout tape and ladies if you follow these instructions exactly you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player, man, at least a dude wit' a car...
so first of all we gon' work on the stomach, nobody wants a little tight ass! 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this. give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave.' - kanye west (hey wat's up girrrrrrl?! ...i'm the bootleg queeeeeen, i'll give it to you for $FREE.99! aahhahahhaha! thank you kanye!... love it!!!)

hope you enjoyed!!!